That's right, Peanut shows no fear when it comes to the water. It's always a good time at Gayle and Bubba's house. Sadly, I'd like to turn your attention to the small black object on the deck to the right of the picture.
Can you tell what that is? That's right... ...it's my phone.
Like a true idiot, I didn't pat myself down before I got in the pool. A couple of minutes after Peanut and I were in, I happened to feel something in my pocket. That's right. It was my goddamn phone. Even though when I discovered it, the phone was still looking for service and vibrating, the water soon overcame it, and it now appears to be fried.
Son of a bitch.
While it's an inconvenience, it's not the end of the world. However, stay tuned to see how this little drama unfolds, because Sprint (our service provider) has really started to piss me off.